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Colonoscopies. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before….

Colonoscopy. Does the word make you uncomfortable? Here are a few reasons why the word should make you feel happy. First, a colonoscopy can save your life. Second, preparing for a colonoscopy, while a bit, let’s say, inconvenient because you should really stay close to home at the time, it will make you feel like a whole new person when it’s done. If you don’t know what we mean, you’ll have to try it to find out. Third, everybody, and we mean everybody, should be doing it. Fourth, you will surprisingly have the best cat nap that you’ve had in a long time. And fifth, what better source of humour than a colonoscopy? You’ll be a hit with your friends when you recite all of those well-known colonoscopy jokes during the procedure. For example, when you’re on the table you can say things to your doctor like, “Can you hear me NOW?” or “Is my head up there? Because sometimes I feel like it is.” or “You know, in some cultures, we are legally married now”. That’s good material. Colonoscopies. They’re funny and will save your life. Try one.

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